Poke me in the bellybutton and you might get a laugh
Working on my cuticles till my nails are torn in half
Hit my head within your basement
I feel like a giraffe
Start to feel like a bum surrounded by the handsome and dumb

Half idiot

Run your hand across my hair and you might catch a flake
Please keep me out of the kitchen
I burn all that i bake
Why are all my allergies year round for heaven's sake
Stick out like a sore thumb surrounded by the handsome and dumb

Half idiot

Poke me in the bellybutton and you might get a laugh
Working on my cuticles till my nails are chopped in half
Hit my head within your basement
I feel like a giraffe
I think i've gotten kind of dumb
Ask seth if he's got any gum