Stay at home, no I don’t wanna go
Too stoned to leave the bedroom
TV’s on, I think I’m gonna hang out here and watch some cartoons
Simpsons season 3 on the screen and I’m feeling kinda hazy
Got my snacks a cat on my lap it’s so good to be lazy

What’s that? I spy something creeping in
Sharp claws, dead eyes and rotting skin
Moldy green teeth inside an evil grin
Sad song starts playing on a violin
Oh god I think it’s really happening
Oh god I think it’s really happening

When will they feed?
When will they feed?
When will they feed?
When will they

Never thought the zombies would come
When I’ve been smoking ganja at home
How am I supposed to outrun?
When I’ve been smoking ganja

Scratching nails and pounding fists are breaking through the window
Nowhere to run I crawl in bed, face buried in my pillow
What’s that? Their bones are blinding white
Oh god, they knocked out the only light
Maybe I’ll put up a decent fight
Why did I stay at home alone tonight?

When will they feed?
When will they feed?
When will they feed?
When will they

Never thought the zombies would come
When I’ve been smoking ganja at home
How am I supposed to outrun?
When I’ve been smoking ganja at home

Never thought the zombies would come
When I’ve been smoking ganja at home
Maybe they just wanna get stoned
Maybe they just wanna get stoned

Never thought the zombies would come
When I’ve been smoking ganja at home
Everyone just wants to get stoned
We’ll all be smoking ganja at home
Everyone just wants to