[Intro]
This song was written in, um, 1916
An old one

[Verse 1]
If you were the only boy in the world
And I were the only girl
Nothing else would matter in the world today
We could go on loving in the same sweet way

[Verse 2]
A Garden of Eden just made for two
With nothing to mar our joy
I would say such wonderful things to you
And there would be such wonderful things to do
If you were the only boy in the world
And I were the only girl

[Outro]
Thank you
Ah
Now this next song was written by Andrew Lloyd Webber
Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber
And I was lucky enough to win a Tony for this role
And the show was Song and Dance