長沼英樹 (Hideki Naganuma)
Funky Dealer
[Intro]
High and a winner, pay the front line, take the don'ts
He's coming out again for a new point
Get your bets now, ladies and gentlemen

[Verse 1]
Four four the point's marked four
Ace Deuce craps wants four
Ace Deuce craps wants four
Ace Deuce craps wants four
Ace Deuce craps wants four
Ace Deuce—, ace—, ace—, deuce—
Crap—, crap want four-crap want four
Who wants-who wants the hard four?
Five want four (Check me out, y'all!)

[Chorus]
High and a winner got a hot hand
Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen
High and a winner got a hot hand
Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen

[Verse 2]
Four and he made it the hard way
Pay the front line take the hard
We got a shooter and a good one
Coming out again for a new point
Get your bets now, ladies and gentlemen
He's a rolling, point is nine
Place nine
Place nine
Eight shooting for nine
Five shooting for nine (So funky!)
He's a rolling, point is nine
Place nine
Eight shooting for nine
Five shooting for nine (So funky!)
Who wants to come?
Six to point (Check me out, y'all!)
[Chorus]
High and a winner got a hot hand
Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen
High and a winner got a hot hand
Place your bets, place your bets

[Post-Chorus]
Who wants to come? (Come on!)
Six to point
Who wants to come? (Come on!)
Six to point
Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen

[Interlude]
So funky!
So funky!
Check me out, y'all!

[Verse 3]
Eight shooting for nine
Five shooting for nine (So funky!)
He's a rolling, point is nine
Place nine
Eight shooting for nine
Five shooting for nine (So funky!)
Who wants to come?
[Bridge]
Place six! (Uh)
Come on! (Uh)
So funky! (Uh)
Come on! (Uh)
So funky! (Uh)

[Verse 4]
Coming out again for a new point, (Come on!) (So funky!)
Bets now ladies and gentlemen (Come on!)
Who wants-who wants the hard four? (Come on!) (So funky!)
Five want four (Come on!) (Check me out, y'all!)
Four four the point's marked four (So funky!)
Ace Deuce craps wants four (Come on!)
Ace Deuce—, ace—, deuce—, deuce— (So funky!)
Craps want, craps want-want

[Verse 5]
High and a winne-winner got a hot hand
Got a hot hand, hot hand (Come on!)
High and a winner got a hot hand
Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen
High and a winne-winner got a hot hand
Got a hot hand, hot hand (Come on!)
High and a winner got a hot hand
Who wants to come? (Check me out, y'all!)
[Chorus]
High and a winner got a hot hand
Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen
High and a winner got a hot hand
Place your bets, place your bets

[Reprise]
High and a winner, pay the front line, take the don'ts
He's coming out again for a new point
Get your bets now, ladies and gentlemen

[Outro]
Four four the point's marked four
Ace Deuce—, ace—, ace—, deuce—
Who wants to come? Six to point (Come on!)
Who wants to come? Six to point (Come on!)
Who wants to come? Six to point (Come on!)
Place six!