Spider, why are you hanging around?
Spider, why are you hanging around?
Get out of our kitchen
And go get a job
It's not fair
For you to live here

Hanging on by barely a thread at all
Hanging on by barely a thread at all

Spider, why are you hanging around?
Spider, why are you hanging around?
Get your eyes off of my donuts
I'm going to eat them all
It's not fair
For you to live here

Hanging on by barely a thread at all
Hanging on by barely a thread at all

Go to your home
You don't have a home?
It's not fair
I guess I can learn to share

Dangling on down from the ceiling
Trying to land on something appealing
Swiftly at first but not anticipating
A sudden wind from the vent
Hanging on by barely a thread at all
Hanging on by barely a thread at all