[Verse 1]
Let me write you a letter
Then again I'll send a telegram
Though I know you're not worth the effort
Yet again I'll script another scam

[Pre-Chorus]
Jot it down
Words half wound
Up in your town
I'm a clown, how profound
Make a big frown

[Chorus]
Hello, move right along
Here's the part I really mean
Don't you dare write me back
I don't care what you're doing
And I don't care when you'll be in town
Said what I said, it's all true
True you know it's nearly nothing new
I figure you'll find this letter
Has more meaning than I meant it to

[Pre-Chorus]
Jot it down
Words half wound
Up in your town (Up in your town!)
I'm a clown, how profound
Make a big frown
[Chorus]
Hello, move right along
Here's the part I really mean
Don't you dare write me back
I don't care what you're doing
And I don't care when you'll be in town
(*Whistling*)
Jot it down (Jot it down!)
Words half wound (Words have lfund!)
Up in your town (Up in your town!)
I'm allowed (I'm allowed!)
Write the letter (Write the letter!) wit
W regrets

[Chorus]
Hello, move right along
Here's the part I really mean
Don't you dare write me back
I don't care what you're doing
And I don't care when you'll be in town