[Verse 1]
You better believe in karma
Baby, it's gonna sting
The wheel of life's gonna do you in
So I don't really have to do a thing
You jipped me out of my money
You messed up my love life and my career
You better believe in karma
Guess it's gonna start getting weird right here

[Chorus]
Bad karma (Oh, yeah)
Baby, that's what you got
Bad karma (Oh, yeah)
Whether you believe it or not
The universe is gonna getcha
You'll be scratchin' the seven year itch
You know what I think?
Damn, bad karma's a bitch

[Verse 2]
You better believe in Jesus
'Cause only he can save you now
Throw in a saint or two, why don't ya?
Three Hail Mary's and a Hare Krishna
You made me drink the Kool-Aid
You tricked me into thinkin' that Jill means Jack
You are the fire spawn of the Devil
But even he ain't takin' you back, back, back
[Chorus]
Bad karma (Oh, yeah)
Baby, that's what you got
Bad karma (Oh, yeah)
Whether you believe it or not
The universe is gonna getcha
You'll be scratchin' the seven year itch
That's just my opinion
Damn, bad karma's a bitch

[Bridge]
You better believe in karma
Just look at the sorry shape you're in
There's a doll with your name and your gloomy face
At the Department of Doom with a rush on your case
You better believe in voodoo, babe
I got a long list of your sins
There's a word you might have heard called payback
And I'm runnin' out of pins

[Chorus]
Bad karma (Oh, yeah)
Baby that's what you got
Bad karma (Oh, yeah)
Whether you believe it or not
The universe is gonna getcha
You'll be scratchin' the seven year itch
That's just what I think
Damn, bad karma's a bitch
[Outro]
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Bad karma's a bitch
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