[Verse]
In, stop
Park, walk
You, enter
Exit, one way
One way
Jane street
Joan street
Park avenue
No right turn
No left turn
What do you do?

[Chorus]
Gas, car wash
Subway, don't walk
No parking
Tow away zone, wow
Uptown, downtown
First avenue
Home, sweet, home

[Instrumental break: 8 measures]
Du
Du, du, du
[Chorus]
Gas, car wash
Subway, don't walk
No parking
Tow away zone
Uptown, downtown
First avenue
Home, sweet, home

[Outro]
On first avenue
It's home, sweet, home