Honey do this
Honey do that
Work all day in the Honey Do Patch
Woman oh woman
What's a-wrong with you
I can't get away from the Honey Do

Well way back in history
About a half million years
Back in the cradle of civilized fear
Saturday morning the cave man's wife
First spoke the words to make a grown man cry

Honey do this
Honey do that
Work all day in the Honey Do Patch
Woman oh woman
What's a-wrong with you
I can't get away from the Honey Do

Well the weekend's here
And it's time to relax
Kick up my feet in the shade out back
But I must-a been thinking
About some other guy
'cause here comes The Warden
With a look in her eye
Honey do this
Honey do that
Work all day in the Honey Do Patch
Woman oh woman
What's a-wrong with you
I can't get away from the Honey Do

Well I dreamed I died
And went up to heaven
No more weedin', mashin' and shovelin'
I'm standing in line at the old Pearly Gates
Up steps the woman
And hands me a rake

Honey do this
Honey do that
Work all day in the Honey Do Patch
Woman oh woman
What's a-wrong with you
I can't get away from the Honey Do

What's that?
Yes dear
Alright honey