[Verse 1]
Now I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you, oh yeah
Well, I let you into my home
You wouldn't leave my woman alone
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you

[Verse 2]
Now I'll be glad when you die, you rascal you, uh-huh
I'll be glad, oh, I'll be tickled to death when you leave this Earth, it's true
Oh yeah, when you're lyin' down six feet deep
No more fried chicken will you eat
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you, oh yeah

[Bridge]
Ah, you just ain't no good!
Oh, you dog!

[Verse 3]
Now listen here, I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you, oh yeah
I'll be standin' on the corner high
When they drag your body by
I'll be glad when you're dead
You know I'm gonna be so happy when you're gone, you dog
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you