[Verse 1 : Amy Adams]
I look around
And once again I'm on my own
My man ain't here
He's gone and done me wrong
No one's gonna stop this girl from having fun
I throw my hands up high and have a party for one

[Chorus: Amy Adams]
I'm having a me party
A party by myself
A me party
I dont need nobody else
I'm having a me party
I'm the first and last to show
There's no one at this party that I don't already know

[Verse 2: Miss Piggy]
I'm not gonna sit around by myself and wait for you
Haven't you heard? "One is the new two"
I'm gonna make a scene, I'm gonna make a fuss
Tonight I'm gonna celebrate with just the one of us

[Chorus: Miss Piggy]
I'm having a me party
I don't need no invitation
A me party
I just love the conversation
Me party
But no one else there to
You do the math, frog
It means I'm not with you
[Bridge: Amy Adams]
I won't lie, there are times when I wish I was with you
There are days when all this girl can see is a world that's made for two
At times like this I feel all alone and it's like nobody cares
But I only have to call my name and darling I'll be there

[Chorus: Amy Adams & Miss Piggy, food, All]
I'm having a me party
Haven't I seen you here before?
A me party
I'm the last one on the dance floor
Me party
A party just for one
Me party
It's a solo mardi gras
Me party
I'm such great company
A me party
I'll save the last dance for me

[Outro: Amy Adams & Miss Piggy]
Ooooo
Awwww
What happens at a me party
Stays at a me party