Shirley changed her number
At least I know she’s moved
Mary married some guy well to do
My ex found someone else
I can't even find a friend
Where are all the girls I use to cheat with
I’ve called all over town
Made the joints I hung around
Even Flo’s quit comin’ in the Orchid Lounge
My ex is out tonight
While my walls are closin’ in
Where are all the girls I use to cheat with
Susan started drinkin’
And she's somewhere getting’ well
It's not my fault as far as I can tell
And Pat's dropped out of site
You know she was my wife's best friend
Where are all the girls I use to cheat with
I've called all over town
Made the joints I hung around
Even Flo’s quit comin’ in the Orchid Lounge
My ex is out tonight
While my walls are closin’ in
Where are all the girls I use to cheat with
Where are all the girls I use to cheat with