[WINTERGREEN]
Some girls can bake a pie
Made up of prunes and quinces
Some make an oyster fry
Others are good at blintzes
Some lovely girls have done
Wonders with turkey stuffin's
But I have found the one
Who can really make corn muffins

[DEVEREAUX]
Who cares about corn muffins?
All I demand is justice

[WINTERGREEN, COMMITTEE & DEVEREAUX]
Some girls can bake a pie (Corn muffins)
Though other girls are good at turkey stuffin's
Made up of prunes and quinces (She takes the cake)
For she can bake corn muffins
Some make (Corn muffins)
An oyster fry (He's not to blame for falling) (I'm the winner)
If she's able to
Others are good (To serve them at) (She is a little)
At blintzes (His table) (Sinner)
Some lovely girls (They should be happy) (Come)
Have done (Night and day) (Make)
Wonders with (They'll make a couple) (Your)
Turkey stuffins' (So delightful) (Mind up)
But I have found (When two agree) (I)
The one (On corn muffins) (Not she)
Who can really make (Their marriage is) (Is the one who's really)
Corn muffins (Only rightful) (Signed up)
[ENSEMBLE]
Great! Great!
It really must be fate
We must declare these muffins
The best we ever ate!
There's none but Mary Turner
Could ever be his mate
There's none but Mary Turner
Could ever be his mate
There's none but Mary Turner
Could ever be his mate
There's none but Mary Turner
Could ever be his mate
There's none but Mary Turner
Could ever be his mate
There's none but Mary Turner
Could ever be his mate
Let's all rejoice!