[Intro: Spoken]
Woman: "Welcome to Burger King
Can I take your order, please?"
Milano: "I'll have the Whopper
With no pickle
And apple pie!
I'll take it to go..."

[Verse 1]
It's Friday night, the moon is full
I'm looking for a sacrifice
My leather coat with painted goat
Is armor for my quest
Blood will run into my chalice
Fitting for unholy deeds
The cross is turned, hell's unbound
Fire burns your churches down

[Pre-Chorus]
All praise Satan... prince immortal
All praise Satan... blood and torment

[Chorus]
The wolves are singing now
The howling beckoning
Their most unholy song
Invoke the sacrifice
A heart heard beating loud
Will beat its very last
A slit throat, life spills out
I fill my chalice now... evil is in
[Post-Chorus]
Evil... Evil... Evil...

[Verse 2]
Sunday's here, the time has come
To put away the leather coat
By ten o'clock, I'll be in bed
Dreaming of my evil deeds
When day breaks, the morning light
Wakes me from my deepest dreams
To be the slave who works all day
Sweeping up at Burger King

[Pre-Chorus]
All praise Satan... prince immortal
All praise Satan... blood and torment

[Outro]
Evil, hell, Satan, goat
Cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun