There’s a blurry girl at the end of my nose
Her name is Closeface
And when she backs away I don’t know where she goes
That crazy Closeface

She’s really different, but she’s kind of like you
But her eyes are bigger and there’s not always two
When I lay in bed she appears out of nowhere
If it ever was not Closeface, I would be so scared

Or if she got a little smaller
And a little more in focus
She’d have to legally change her name
And there would be no kiss

Closeface, we kind of need Closeface
Closeface, we kind of need Closeface

There’s a dirty girl and she whispers to me
Closeface, we kind of need Closeface
I don’t know how much she weighs but she's as big as I can see
Closeface, we kind of need Closeface

I think she thinks that I’m her perfect match
Cause I’m just her type when we are attached
But when she backs away, you are always right there
When her and I get together, well
I tell her all my secrets
And yes I do talk about you
And I have no regrets

There’s a blurry girl at the end of my nose
Her name is Closeface