I been drinkin' and smokin' cigarettes
I been lookin' for a woman I have not met
I have not found her yet
Til' I do it's a sure fire bet
I'll be drinkin' and smokin cigarettes!

I been winkin' at a woman by the name of Annette
Shes as easy, as easy as women get
But we don't have no regret
She's a gal that can do so let...
Me keep drinkin' and smoking cigarettes!

*Chorus*
Lucky strike filters every night n' day
A shot of Jack Black an' I'm ready to play
I know it ain't healthy but it's quite alright
Til' I find a woman better than Lucky Strikes

Yeah I been thinkin' that I got no reason to fret
And I'm certain that my life ain't over yet
I'll slow down someday you bet
With my pole an' fishin' net
I'll quit drinkin' and smokin' cigarettes

*Solo/Chorus*
I been drinkin' and smokin' cigarettes
I been lookin' for a woman I have not met
I have not found her yet
Til' I do it's a sure fire bet
I'll be drinkin' and smokin cigarettes!

*Solo/Chorus*