Girls on top, boys are not
If the kitchen gets too hot
Get out while you've got the chance - who's wearing the pants?
Girls on top, boys are not
And while you're still in shock
She's booking the honeymoon
Prepare for your doom
According to Mills and Boon

She is your friend. I'll say it again
She is your friend - but where will it end?

Understand you're a man
She has got the upper hand
You'd better be on your guard
She's making it hard
And she's holding all the cards

She is your fiend. I'll say it again
She is your friend - but where will it end?
Where will it end?

Girls on top, boys are not
And when the penny's dropped
Try taking it on the chin
You better give in
And maybe you'll save your skin
She is your friend. I'll say it again
She is your friend. I'll say it again. I'll say it again
She is your very best friend but where will it end?
Where will it end?