My dick's so big I have to wrap it round my leg
And if you piss me off I'll jack off in your face
I got loads of jizz... you can suck me all night
You can swallow my children alright (aiight?! aiight?!)

Coz we've got the dicks of death
We've got the dicks of death (suck it whore)
We've got the dicks of death
12 inches of dangling doom, ough!

Don't care if they're skinny don't care if they're all lard
I'm gonna fuck... juicy tits and I'll fuck 'em real hard
... anal intruder
And if my dick gets stuck we'll just call Roto Rooter

I've got the dicks of death
I've got the dicks of death
We've got the dicks of death
12 inches of dangling doom!

We've got the dicks of death (yeah whore)
We've got the dicks of death
We've got the dicks of death
12 inches of dangling doom!

We've got the dicks of death (east coast!)
We've got the dicks of death (west coast!)
We've got the dicks of death (east coast!)
(East coast... west coast)
Lines for whores!