Get up in the morning, fall out of bed
Go down to the basement, cook up a little meth
All the young folks love it, coming back for more
Ain't it good to be working, got your foot in the door

Hey, hell ain't half full
Got the light on for you son
Hell ain't half full
Room for everyone

They chased God and Jesus out of our schools
And everybody's living by their own set of rules
Yeah, they're preaching on the corner, nothing good to say
Better think of something boy, come the judgment day

Hey, hell ain't half full
Got the light on for you son
Hell ain't half full
No need to run

Dreamed I had a crystal ball
There wasn't much hope in the world I saw
Yeah, there wasn't no love and there wasn't no law
And up in heaven above, God wasn't paying much attention at all

Hey, hell ain't half full
Got the light on for you son
Hell ain't half full
Room for everyone
Got the flashing light
Got the vacancy sign
Hell ain't half full
Check in any time