[Verse 1]
Spreads so easy like peanut butter, talks the birds from the trees
Keeps her heart for a one man lover, crosses her hands on her knees
She likes her ball on the end of her bat
The old man's getting his ’yap yap yap yap yap’
[Chorus]
(Yap, yap, yap) On the doorstep
(Yap, yap, yap) Under the washing line
(Yap, yap, yap) Every evening
(Yap, yap, yap) She never keeps a closing time
[Verse 2]
Smells like the inside of her handbag melts her way through your ears
Keeps her colour with a health light suntan
She's never been away for twenty years
Her master voice with his roles of fat
Sitting with his ear full of ’yap yap yap yap yap’
[Chorus]
(Yap, yap, yap) On the doorstep
(Yap, yap, yap) Under the washing line
(Yap, yap, yap) Every evening
(Yap, yap, yap) She never keeps a closing time
[Piano Solo]
[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
(Yap, yap, yap) On the doorstep
(Yap, yap, yap) Under the washing line
(Yap, yap, yap) Every evening
(Yap, yap, yap) She never keeps a closing time
[Verse 3]
Sings like a turkey up at the piano, the white cliffs fading away
The fox takes a trot into a tango; she always has a nice day
She keeps her secrets right under her hat
Until the wind blows it ’yap yap yap yap yap’
[Chorus]
(Yap, yap, yap) On the doorstep
(Yap, yap, yap) Under the washing line
(Yap, yap, yap) Every evening
(Yap, yap, yap) She never keeps a closing time
[Outro]
(Yap, yap, yap) On the doorstep
(Yap, yap, yap) Under the washing line
(Yap, yap, yap) Every evening
(Yap, yap, yap) She never keeps a closing time
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