Don't say I beat your skull
And things sometimes get dull
When you're at work and mull
Just remember the words of Rod Hall

He said there's somebody at the door
There's somebody at the door
There's somebody at the door
And he's sitting with a letter from the Procurator Fiscal

Our songs have been really impressive
And when you get home we'll be massive
You've left me and I'm going to edit
But now that you're off I'll be taking all the credit

There's somebody at the door
There's somebody at the door
There's somebody at the door
And he's eating with the gang and a bottle of vodka

He'll make the cliquey jokes
And remember to phone if you get any plugs
Yes good luck with the island's birds
And write me many awards

'Cos there's somebody at the door
There's somebody at the door
There's somebody at the door
And he's eating with a contract
And a bottle of champagne
And a Boba Fett mask
And a new song about your Ex

Now there's somebody at the door
There's somebody at the door
There's somebody at the door
And it's me, how's it going?
Bon voyage