When we were last here we named our offspring
But we never even did it, we never really did anything
We shared a birthday so we shared a do and they cooked my/your clothes when I was upstairs with you
I/you did the sheet trick
You/i did a yawn so i/you went out with the boys
Stealing the milk at dawn

I was a virgin, you were on holiday
- I'd had seven glasses when she asked me to stay
So I let the wine decide what I should do
At least I was careful
- I remember it was blue