[Verse 1: Aidan Moffat & Adele Bethel]
Bored at home, nothing to do but eat
I'll give you a phone and you can come along the street
You I'll bring the junk food, I'll you can hire the tape
We can sit and poke fun at each other's shape

[Verse 2: Aidan Moffat & Adele Bethel]
Water pistols at dawn, we were soaked to bits
Then you I tried to bite me you
So I you hand-held hovered your my tits
Toy fights on the floor both drunk and drugged
Out of breath when we stopped
Then we sat on the stairs and hugged