Once upon a time
In a land called 'Junk'
There lived a king
The king of Junk
He was a very greedy king
All day long he ate, and he ate, and he ate

No one was happy
In the land of junk
The king made all the people woe (Woe!)
"Collect more rubbish!
And in my belly it will go!"
All day long he ate, and he ate, and he ate

"I've had enough!"
Said Perky Platypus
"I must destroy the king of junk!"
So Perky devised a super plan
To rid the land
Of this awful and evil man

"I've gotta give this to the king!"