Pretty little thing, wanna go for a ride?
I'll tell you 'bout a time that I almost died
South of the border in an alleyway
I was hunting for relief from my tooth decay

Without insurance I was down on my luck
I risked my own life to save a hundred bucks
Oh yeah

Scream, scream
Scream for a back alley dentist

A janitor's jumpsuit with a nametag he wore
He put down the mop when I knocked on the door
Put his knee in my chest and went to town on my face
There was blood and snot all over the place

Where did this doctor go to school?
He was using dirty plumbers' tools
Oh yeah

Scream, scream
Scream for a back alley dentist