Heather: Noah from Total Drama’s really hot
Heather: Noah from Total Drama
Heather: But!
Heather: It was our toilet time
Duncan: It was our toilet time
Heather: We were urinating
Heather: And there wasn’t a Noah in sight
Duncan: Felt we were about to cry
Heather: Down underground was a rumbling sound
Duncan: Boom! Boom!
Heather: And wow we couldn’t believe our eyes
Duncan: Noah was in the toilet bowl
Heather: I am glad I saw Noah
Duncan: Noah’s the hottest
Heather: I’m glad I watched Total Drama
Duncan: Watching Total Drama Island
Heather: Noah is extremely hot
Duncan: Very much agree as you can see
Heather and Duncan: Noah from Total Drama’s really hot
Heather and Duncan: Noah from Total Drama

Bridgette: Shh!
Bridgette: One by one Noah has everyone’s memories replaced
Bridgette: Don’t you know that we are the only ones that are still sane?
Bridgette: Never knowing when you will be possessed by Noah
Bridgette: Ha! Ha! Ha!
Bridgette: Noah’s really hot with his eyes of chocolate
Bridgette: Noah has a cock and you know I’m gonna suck it
Bridgette: No one will deny it when they all are one of us
Bridgette: Are you one of us?
Cody: If you’re a guy
Cody: That is still okay
Cody: He’ll control your mind
Cody: So you can be gay
Cody: But if you refuse
Cody: You’ll die in the fumes
Everyone: Hey!
Everyone: Noah from Total Drama’s really hot
Everyone: Noah from Total Drama

Izzy: Noah stole another guy
Izzy: His name was Geoff!
Everyone: Noah!
Izzy: Noah talked to Chris McLean
Izzy: Then had him and Chef
Everyone: Noah!
Izzy: And Noah threw her in his pickup truck
Izzy: And now he has Beth
Everyone: Noah!
Everyone: We all had someone that Noah had possessed

Courtney: Noah from Total Drama is hot
Courtney: Noah’s penis I’m so gonna suck
Courtney: Noah from Total Drama is hot
Courtney: Very soon you’ll be one of us
Leshawna: Noah from Total Drama’s hot
Bridgette: Noah from Total Drama is hot
Bridgette: I’ll be sucking his cock
Bridgette: Noah is the hottest
Bridgette: You know you can’t escape
Courtney: Hey Gwen
Bridgette: You know you cannot escape
Courtney: You’ll soon be a part of the team
Bridgette: You cannot escape

Gwen: Um… Noah
Gwen: Yeah about that Noah
Gwen: I really must escape from Noah
Gwen: Gotta escape from the evil Noah
Cody: Noah’s hotter and I am gay
Everyone: Noah sucker!

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(EVERYONE SINGING)
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Everyone: Noah from Total Drama’s really hot
Gwen: Why did I watch Total Drama?
Everyone: Noah from Total Drama
Gwen:I should’ve never brought up Noah!