[Verse 1]
Me and Mrs. Claus
We got a thing going on
We both know that it's naughty
But when Santa's gone
We're loose at the North Pole now

We meet every Christmas Eve, as Kris Kringle leaves
6:30
The reindeer team's in the air
Sexy toys making all kinds of noise
While the jack-in-the-box displays her mistletoe thong

[Hook]
Me and Mrs. Claus
Mrs. Claus, Mrs. Claus, Mrs. Claus
We've got a thing going on

[Outro]
We've gotta be extra careful
We've got those toys to build
And I'm just a Santa's workshop guy
I want to sneak off and unwrap you
Behind the old man's sleigh
Same time as last year
Rudolph knows and Frosty knows
And even Hermey knows that it's wrong