They just need some good nutrition
Kids don't care 'bout cost control
There's growling tummies in the classrooms
Gingrich toss the kids a bone

Hey! Gingrich!
Leave their lunch alone
All they need is just a
Bag of chips and a dog
All they want is just a
Piece of pizza, that's all

We're not here for education
We just like the sloppy joes
No gourmet dining in our lunchrooms
Mommy burns the food at home

Hey! Gingrich!
Leave our lunch alone
All we know is
This country's way in the hole
All we want is just some
Mystery meat on a roll

Come on, Newt. Feed the kids
Come on, Newt. Feed the kids
If they're not old enough to vote, they can't have any pudding. How can they have any pudding if they can't even vote?

You! Yes, you with the meatloaf! Put it back, laddy