[Verse 1]
Holidaze mess up my brain
Telephone poles look like candy canes
I'm in a hurry, and I'm tellin you why
Excuse me, I got gifts to buy

[Verse 2]
Purple reindeer, flyin' around
Santa bring some groovy stuff to town
Tinsel meltin' on the Christmas tree
Whatever was in that eggnog put a spell on me

[Solo]
Happy
Happy holidays, yeah
I know how to shop when its time for me to shop baby
We are going far, reindeer, just don't poop on me
You ain't gettin' no breakfast, you ain't gettin it like me

[Verse 3]
Holidaze and twinklin' lights
If the snows, I'll be up all night
My fuse's been blowing, it is blowing my mind, Christmas
Tomorrow, I still got gifts to buy

[Outro]
Help me
Frosty
Aw, happy holidays, baby
Uh, this year I want a, I want a new Stratocaster, and some new bandanas, baby, how about some ligher fluid, now?
Holidaze
Holidaze
Holidaze
Holidaze