All the land's been bought
By some folks from LA
Condos going on
Each and every day
I wish they'd all go home
Go back to from where they came
Californians leavin' would really make my day

They don't know how to drive
Especially in the rain
Well I flipped this guy the bird
Just the other day
You know he pulled up by my side
And aimed his gun my way
Californians leavin' would really made my day

All they say is “dude”
They think that sushi's okay
You know that Emmett Watson's right
We should send them away
Make them go away
Oregon is nice
Now there's place they could stay
Californians leavin' would really make my day