[Verse 1: Randall]
Tractor, tractor, harvesting the wheat
Tractor, tractor, harvesting the wheat
Harvesting the wheat, harvesting the wheat
Tractor, tractor, harvesting the wheat

[Verse 2: Randall]
Backhoe, backhoe, digging up the dirt
Backhoe, backhoe, digging up the dirt
Digging up the dirt, digging up the dirt
Backhoe, backhoe, digging up the dirt

[Verse 3: Randall]
Fire truck, fire truck, zooming down the street
Fire truck, fire truck, zooming down the street
Zooming down the street, zooming down the street
Fire truck, fire truck, zooming down the street

[Verse 4: Randall]
Carriage, carriage, going to the ball
Carriage, carriage, going to the ball
Going to the ball, going to the ball
Carriage, carriage, going to the ball

[Verse 5: Randall]
Jet plane, jet plane, flying through the air
Jet plane, jet plane, flying through the air
Flying through the air, flying through the air
Jet plane, jet plane, flying through the air
[Verse 6: Randall]
Rocket, rocket, shooting to the moon
Rocket, rocket, shooting to the moon
Shooting to the moon, shooting to the moon
Rocket, rocket, shooting to the moon

[Spoken: Andrew and Randall]
Hey- hey Randy? (Yeah?)
I'm sorry to interrupt you-
Sorry, you're in the middle of your song
I just had to ask you quick-
Do you mind if I have a shot at the song?
This song right here?
Yeah, Tractor Tractor
Like, I know you wrote it
But I'm a songwriter too, I kinda just had some ideas I wanted to try
Oh, uh, yeah, I mean, if you have some ideas, sure, I'd love to hear them
You sure you don't- okay!

[Verse 7: Andrew]
Tractor, tractor, flying through the air
Tractor, tractor, flying through the air
Flying through the air, flying through the air
Tractor, tractor, flying through the air

[Spoken: Andrew and Randall]
Uh, Andrew- hey, Andrew
Yeah?
Um, well you're kinda getting some of the words wrong
Oh, just work with me
Hold on, listen
I'm really excited about this
[Verse 8: Andrew and Randall]
Fire truck, fire truck, going to the ball
Fire truck, fire truck, going to the ball (Fire truck? No-)

[Spoken: Andrew and Randall]
Hey, Andrew, I'm sorry to interrupt you man, but-
You're singing "fire truck going to the ball"
The fire truck doesn't go to the ball
Yeah but what if there's a fire at the ball
Did you think of that?
Well, no, but-
The drapes catch on fire, then they don't have to wait, it's just right there, it's ready to put it out
Well, but- I mean, yeah, but-

[Verse 9: Andrew and Randall]
Backhoe, backhoe, (What about the carriage?) shooting to the moon
Backhoe, backhoe, shooting to the moon (No- this is- this is just all wrong!)
Shooting to the moon, shooting to the moon
Backhoe, backhoe, shooting to the moon

[Spoken: Andrew and Randall]
I'm sorry to stop you again, but you're singing "backhoe shooting to the moon"
The backhoes don't go to the moon!
The rocket goes to the moon, not the backhoes
Well sure backhoes go to the moon
Where do you think craters come from?
Backhoes!
That's not right at all
[Verse 10: Andrew and Randall]
Rocket, rocket, harvesting the wheat (They come from meteorites!)
Rocket, rocket, harvesting the wheat (Rocket?)
Harvesting the wheat, harvesting the wheat (The rocket doesn't harvest the wheat, this is crazy!)

[Spoken: Andrew and Randall]
Rockets don't harvest wheat!
Yeah, but just think how fast they get the job done!
Umm, well...

[Verse 11: Andrew and Randall]
Tractor, jet plane, fire truck, rocket
Tractor, jet plane, fire truck, rocket (No, this is just crazy)
Harvesting the moon, rocketing the wheat (Andrew, harvesting the moon? What are you singing about?)
Carriage, backhoe, digging up the air (This is a children's record! You're gonna confuse them)
Digging up the air, digging up the air... (Think of the kids!)