[Verse 1]
I once met a man with a sense of adventure
He was dressed to thrill, wherever he went
He said, "Let's make love on a mountain top under the stars on a big hard rock"
I said, "In these shoes? I don't think so"
I said, "Honey, let's do it here"

[Verse 2]
So I'm sitting at a bar in Guadalajara
In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes
He said, "I've got a powerful horse outside, climb on the back I'll take you for a ride, I know a little place, we can get there for the break of day"
I said "In these shoes? No way, José"
I said, "Honey, let's stay right here"

[Chorus]
No le gusta caminar, no puede montar a caballo
Como se puede bailar, es un escandolo

[Verse 3]
Then I met an Englishman
Oh, he said...(What are your facade?)
Won't you walk up and down my spine
It makes me feel strangely alive
I said, "In these shoes? I doubt you'd survive"
I said, "Honey, let's do it!"
[Chorus]
No le gusta caminar, no puede montar a caballo
Como se puede bailar, es un escandolo

[Chorus]
No le gusta caminar, no puede montar a caballo
Como se puede bailar, es un escandolo

[Chorus]
No le gusta caminar, no puede montar a caballo
Como se puede bailar, es un escandolo
Let's stay right here

[Chorus]
No le gusta caminar, no puede montar a caballo
Como se puede bailar, es un escandolo