Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today
Madam
Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today
She is sorry to be delayed
But last evening down on Lover's Lane she strayed
Madam
Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today

When she woke up and found
That her dream of love was gone
Madam
She ran to the man
Who had led her so far astray
And from under her velvet gown
She drew a gun and shot her lover down
Madam
Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today

When the mob came and got her
And dragged her from the jail
Madam
They strung her upon
The old willow across the way
And the moment before she died
She lifted up her lovely head and cried
"Madam
Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today
Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today."
It was just one of those things
Just one of those crazy flings
One of those bells that now and then rings
Just one of those things
It was just one of those nights
Just one of those fabulous flights
A trip to the moon on gossamer wings
Just one of those things

If we'd thought a bit
Of the end of it
When we started painting the town
We'd have been aware
That our love affair
Was too hot not to cool down
So goodbye, Dear, and Amen
Here's hoping we meet now and then
It was great fun
But it was just one of those things

It was just one of those nights
Just one of those fabulous flights
A trip to the moon on gossamer wings
Just one of those things

Goodbye, Dear, and Amen
Here's hoping we meet now and then
It was great fun, but it was just one
It was great fun, but it was just one
It was great fun, but it was just one
Of those things
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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