(Verse 1)
Sunday's morning paper told me
My luck's gonna change
If I could only learn to act my age
Would I keep from slipping?

(Chorus)
Things I read, the things I hear
They all seem so incredible
You’d think by now I’d learn my lesson
Instead I stay so gullible

(Verse 2)
Monday morning's paper told me
The world is gonna end
I don't need time to gather up my friends
Cuz I haven't any

(Chorus)
Things I read, the things I hear
It all seems so incredible
You'd think by now I'd learn my lesson
Instead I stay so gullible
I'm gullible

(Chorus)
Things I read, the things I hear
It all seems so incredible
You'd think by now I'd learn my lesson
Instead I stay so gullible
Go!