Titties and Beer (Titties and Beer)
Titties and Beer (Titties and Beer)
I thank God almighty for Titties and Beer (Big Titties and Beer)

Huntin' two-legged deer (Titties and Beer)
Thank God I ain't queer (Titties and Beer)
There's one thing Daddy likes and that's Titties and Beer (Big old Titties)

A little Titties and Bear
Great big Titties and my Beer
God damn it, I love those motherfuckin' titties
Those fucking-

That ain't the song, but it is now
And we'd love to do that at your wedding if you'd have us
That'd be a great song to usher the in-laws with, wouldn't it?
"Titties and Beer"
Oh!
Did you just hear Grandma?
"Is he singing "Titties and Beer"?"
He sure is, Grandma, sit down, you'll like the next one