Just shot a white man and took his pants
Customized my avatar like my name was Lance
Just robbed a black kid out of some Elmers purple glue
I don't wanna fuck this hoe she smell like Takis but blue
Just shot a orange it was Donald Trump
Gonna go to Tinder and find a girl with big lumps
Just killed a bum ass hoe who work at Lowe's
I gave my dog a poisonous bone
My mom broke as hell she turned into a cone
This bitch want my DistroKid fee
This boy named Tommy had a toilet to pee
This bitch cheat on me so, I'ma block her number
I smacked my retarded cousin with a plunger
And my homeboy was on No Jumper


[VERSE 2: LIL CUMSTICK]
Stole my grandma's cane she got mad
Killеd a kid's family now he sad
Chilling at my sister's house watchin' Igor
My dad was scarеd he found a dead dinosaur
My brother Mike was broke as hell he use a Krabby Patty
My grandfather's mom was calling me daddy
I fucked a Mexican bitch she wants Quiznos
My Asian friend had 20 bows
We a dynamic duo
My aunt made a app called Quo
My long lost son is still gone
My mom favorite Dinosaur Train character is Don
Beat my stepdaughter because she tried to kiss me
My daddy is cold he's nickname turned to Lee
Beat up a black kid he's 6 years old
Messed with Joe the sick n***a I got cold
My retarded uncle wipe my ass with a paper towel
Had a girl in 1st grade, Her name was Karmen Powell