[Verse 1]
Down on Haley, Haley Street
Where the drugs are easy and the sex is cheap
You never know just who you'll meet on Haley

[Verse 2]
Crack dealer looks out his door
Winks his eye and waves to his whore
She don't wanna turn tricks anymore on Haley

[Chorus]
You don't have to ride the straight and narrow
As long as you drive up in a Camaro

[Verse 3]
Tattoo parlor why don't you hang out
Let 'em show you what it's all about
We're gonna help you work it on out on Haley

[Verse 4]
Don't need no license don't need no subpoena
You can hook up with your favorite gina
Makin' fun if you know what I mean on Haley

[Chorus]
You don't have to ride the straight and narrow
As long as you drive up in a Camaro
Goin down down ... on Haley (x4)