I like to go bowling with my friend Bert
My bowling ball and my bowling shirt
I like roll the ball down the lane
On a good day, I'll throw a few strikes
And maybe some spares, that's what I like
Bowling is my kind of game

I aim for the 1 pin, 2 pin, 3 pin, 4
5 pins down the lane
With a boom and a bang they hit the floor
And I throw the ball again

I like to go bowling with my friend Bert
My bowling ball and my bowling shirt
Bowling is my kind of game

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I aim for the 6 pin, 7 pin, 8 pin, 9
10 pins down the lane
I throw the ball when I reach the line
And knock them down again

Well I like to go bowling with my friend Bert
My bowling ball and my bowling shirt
Bowling is my kind of game