Hap Palmer
Letters in the Blender
Take an S, and an L, put them in the blender
And Slim's slender sled slips and slides down slippery slopes
Take a T, and an R, put them in the blender
And Trina's truck gets trapped in traffic on a trip to Tripoli

Chorus:
We take two letters
Toss them in the blender
See what they will render
When they get together
They make another sound and a whole lot of words
We'd like to share a few we have heard
Take a P, and an L, put them in the blender
And the playful platypus plucks the plunger from the plumber
Take a D, and an R, put them in the blender
And the drowsy driver drifts to sleep and drops right off the drawbridge
Repeat Chorus
Take an S, and an T, put them in the blender
And Stacey stands still as a statue, then suddenly stomps and startles Steven
Take an F, and an L, put them in the blender
And flocks of flamingos dance flamenco and flip, flap, flick their flashy feathers