My hand is over my head
My shoulder is under my chin
My toes are touching my leg
And my wrist is in back of my spine

I twist a little here
And bend a little there
And now I think you will agree
I hardly look like me

Chorus:
I'm a pretzel, I'm a pretzel
But please don't eat me up
I'm not a snack inside a sack on top of your TV
I'm a pretzel, I'm a pretzel
But please don't eat me up
I'm just pretend of yes my friend
Don't try to chew on me

My thumb is under my ear
My hand is holding my elbow
My arm is stock on my leg
And my ankle is behind my knee

I twist a little here and bend a little there
And now I think you will agree
I hardly look like me
Chorus:
I'm a pretzel, I'm a pretzel ... Don't try to chew on me!