Sucked on a cup
Four tears of joy
Last night I hooked up
With an Italian Boy

I bit on the straw
When I heard his voice
Has the look of a movie star
My Italian Boy

He takes his food so seriously
He takes his Mom so seriously
Submissively
Yeah
Family: priority

He takes his look so seriously
He takes his sex so seriously
Obsessively
Yeah
When we get down at it
He poses like a Greek God, but Italian

He comes, always late
And leaves shortly after, goes to a party
No peculiarity
If his hands talk the talk
If his heart breaks yours
Yeah
Che cazzo dici, Fra?
What are you talking about
This stereotype is based on patterns and facts

He takes his manners so seriously
So thoughtfully
Gets the bill, ultimately
Mansplains things so carefully
Gentleman or just a chauvinist?

Italian Boy, when I fell for you
I was so sure about my choice
Italian boy, what is wrong with you?
Are simple things so hard to enjoy?

Sekushi na Italian Boy