[Verse 1]
Momma killed the baby
Now the daddy was in town
Drove up in his pickup truck
And buried her underground
The rebel force will save me
Pink panties on the ground
What they said was so unreal
I guess it was profound when they said

[Chorus]
"Everybody?
Anybody?
Somebody?
Nobody!"

[Verse 2]
Mister Anti-Everything
Atari stick in hand
Bashed me on the forehead
So I could understand
He smeared his face with lipstick
And yelled and screamed real loud
Point in my direction
And rubbed semen on the crowd when he said
[Chorus]
"Everybody?
Anybody?
Somebody?
Nobody!"

[Verse 3]
Everyone needs a hero
Nobody needs a star
Will you still adore me
When I've gone way too far?
The rebel force will save me
They grabbed my little hand
Threw me in the pickup truck
Cause I don't understand