[Intro]
Give me some antiseptic
To wash this headache away
Give me a syringe
To inject the pain

[Verse 1]
Give me something pretty
I hope I'll never be
I'd rather be creepy
And very strange

[Pre-Chorus]
Give me a cake
That I can mix and bake
In a Betty Crocker oven
That I will break!

[Chorus]
Bake it up and we will stab, stab, stab!
Come on, don't be afraid
We will make you stab, stab, stab!
My world is evil but American made

[Post-Chorus]
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
[Verse 2]
Give me something easy
That I can complicate
Something healthy
That I can infect

[Pre-Chorus]
Give me a mate
In a crippled state
With Halloween teeth
That I can break!

[Chorus]
Bake it up and we will stab, stab, stab!
Come on, don't be afraid
We will make you stab, stab, stab!
My world is evil but American made

[Bridge]
Mama's apple pie got a cock-a-roach in it
Burn the flag with a fag (do, do, do, do)
Mama's apple pie got cock-a-roach in it
Burn the flag with a fag (do, do, do, do)
Mama's apple pie got cock-a-roach in it
Burn the flag with a fag (do, do, do, do)
Mama's apple pie got cock-a-roach in it
Burn the flag with a fag!
[Chorus]
Bake it up and we will stab, stab, stab!
Come on, don't be afraid
We will make you stab, stab, stab!
My world is evil but American made (do, do, do, do)

[Outro]
American made (do, do, do, do)
American grave (do, do, do, do)
In an American grave
Aah, oh!