[Intro]
C-c-c-c-call me cumdumpster
C-c-c-c-call me a cunt
C-c-c-call me clever
Is that, still okay?

[Verse 1]
D-d-d-d-did you watch the TV?
Or hear it on the radio?
Watch out for after school specials
Are we still, okay?
Well, okay!

[Chorus]
You call, I'll answer
Make me, understand
How I have, to hate you
That's, quite okay

[Refrain]
C-c-c-c-cumdumpster
C-c-c-c-cunt
C-c-c-call me clever
Is that still okay?

[Verse 2]
D-d-d-d-did you tap the payphone?
Or read it in a magazine?
Becoming after school specials
Are we, still okay?
Well, okay!
[Chorus]
You call, and I'll answer
Make me, understand
How I have, to hate you
That's, quite okay

[Refrain]
C-c-c-c-cumdumpster
C-c-c-c-cunt
C-c-c-call me clever
Is that, still okay?

[Verse 3]
D-d-d-d-do you, still need me
Now that, I'm a monster?
Paranoid, media frenzy
Tells me, I'm okay!

[Chorus]
You call, and I'll answer
Make me, understand
How I have, to hate you
That's quite okay

[Outro]
You call, and I'll answer
You'll ask, and I'll lie
Why I've learned, to hate you
That's quite okay, quite okay!