[Chorus]
Life will kill you
And there's no one
You can call
For professional help

[Verse]
Where am I?
Where are you?
Have I been here before?
It's spinning
So fast now
I can't keep up no more

[Chorus]
Life will kill you
And there's no one
You can call
For professional help

Life will kill you (life will kill you)
And there's no one (And there's no one)
You can call
For professional help

Professional help
[Verse]
I ponder, and I wonder
What if it ends right here?
Slipping into a neurosis
As I try to cope with fear

[Pre-Chorus]
I need to believe in
That soul and karma jive
Can't help it, but it seems like
No one gets out alive
Gets out alive, Gets out alive
Gets out alive

[Chorus]
Life will kill you
And there's no one
You can call
For professional help

Life will kill you (life will kill you)
And there's no one (And there's no one)
You can call
For professional help

[Bridge]
Professional help
Professional help
Ain't no professional help
Life will kill you
And there's no one
You can call
For professional help

Professional help

[Verse]
Sure, the meaning of it all is
A major nut to crack
But you promised, reassured me
I want my money back

[Chorus]
Life will kill you (life will kill you)
And there's no one (And there's no one)
You can call
For professional help

Life will kill you
And there's no one
You can call
For professional help

Life will kill you (life will kill you)
And there's no one (And there's no one)
You can call
For professional help
Life will kill you (life will kill you)
And there's no one (And there's no one)
You can call
For professional help

[Outro]
Help
Help!