[Spoken Intro: Jim Shapiro]
One, two, three, four

[Verse 1]
That day Chinatown burned down
I saw you start the fire
So deep, so sweet, Alphabet Street
What a poet, what a liar

[Pre-Chorus]
Gotta spellcheck it
A, (A), B, (B), C, (C), D, (D), E, F, G, H
I’m the enemy

[Chorus]
No way, oh, way oh
Whole lotta love is coming on the radio
Oh no, here we go
Ha, ha, look who's laughing in the sugar bowl

[Verse 2]
Confused, not amused
Par la belle chanteuse
The morning after
First act, no tact
What a playback
Wasn’t that a good disaster
[Pre-Chorus]
Count it up
One, (one), two, (two), three, (three), four, (four), five, six, seven, eight
Na-na-na-na-na

[Chorus]
No way, oh, way, oh
Whole Lotta Love is coming on the radio
Oh no, here we go
Ha, ha, look who’s laughing in the sugar bowl
Oh way, oh, way, oh
Dirty Back Road is playing on the stereo
She's the flame and I'm the glow
It started raining
It's still coming down

[Bridge]
Don't look back
Don't look behind you
Don't look back
Don't look behind you

[Pre-Chorus]
Let's sing it loud
Do Re, Mi Fa, So La
La, la, la, la, la
[Chorus]
Oh way, oh, way, oh
Whole Lotta Love is coming on the radio
Oh no, here we go
Ha, ha, look who’s laughing in the sugar bowl
Oh way, oh, way, oh
Dirty Back Road is playing on the stereo
She's the flame and I'm the glow
Ha, ha, look who's laughing in the sugar bowl

[Outro]
She's the flame and I'm the glow
Ha, ha, look who's laughing in the sugar bowl
She's the flame and I'm the glow
Ha, ha, look who's laughing in the sugar bowl