[Verse 1]
Hold me up, I cannot stand
I am nothing, I'm your man
Do not verb, I know you can
I'm a noun and I'm your man

[Chorus]
Hold me up, I'll hold you down
And you'll be thankful you have found a man
Like me

[Verse 2]
If I'm bad, you'll smack my hand
Little baby, little man
Forty pounder in the sand
Cock of nothing, I'm your man

[Chorus]
Hold me up, I'll hold you down
And you'll be thankful you have found a man
Like me

[Bridge]
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh no, here I go
See, I can't connect if I can't control
And I see, I can't release if I can't let go (Oh no, here I go)
And I can't let you go, whoa
[Chorus]
Hold me up, I'll hold you down
And you'll be thankful you have found a man
Like me, like me, like me