God, it takes you so long just to think
You're um and ah-in', I ain't laughing
Your brain's so dead it's started to stink
It's dripping awful by the earful, nice tonight
God, it takes you so long just to think
You're um and ah-in', I ain't laughing
Your brain's so dead it's started to stink
It's dripping awful by the earful, nice tonight
Big rock dog eating indie frog

Make yourself a cigarette, fix yourself a drink
Don't be a stranger, don't be a stranger
Make yourself a cigarette, fix yourself a drink
Don't be a stranger to your shrink

I'm convinced that you're the missing link
You're looking scary, very hairy
Half your nose is floating in the sink
I saw your nostrils forming eyeballs late last night
Big rock dog eating indie frog

Make yourself a cigarette, fix yourself a drink
Don't be a stranger, don't be a stranger
Make yourself a cigarette, fix yourself a drink
Don't be a stranger to your shrink
Big rock dog eating indie frog

Make yourself a cigarette, fix yourself a drink
Don't be a stranger, don't be a stranger
Make yourself a cigarette, fix yourself a drink
Don't be a stranger, don't be a stranger
Make yourself a cigarette, fix yourself a drink
Don't be a stranger, don't be a stranger
Make yourself a cigarette, fix yourself a drink
Don't be a stranger to your shrink