[Verse 1]
Hello darlin'
I've been gone for a while
Come on in and see me
I ain't wearin' nothin' but a smile

Just when we should be kissin'
Seems like we fuss and fight
And you say you don't know why
And I say neither do I

[Chorus]
You drive me crazy
With all the things you do and do not do
But I love you so much
I'm gonna drive you crazy too

[Verse 2]
Well like that mythological goon
Pushing the stone up the hill
If we don't get over pretty soon
Baby, I don't think we ever will

[Chorus]
You drive me crazy
With all the things you do and do not do
But I love you so much
I'm gonna drive you crazy too
[Verse 3]
Is it the way you look right past me
With your hands upon your hips?
Is it the little twinkle in your eye
Or is it that sneer upon your lips?

[Chorus]
You drive me crazy
With all the things you do and do not do
But I love you so much
I'm gonna drive you crazy too

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 4]
You shoulda married someone
A whole lot more like you
You could drink lattes in the little cafes
And you could go out shopping too

I shoulda married someone
Who likes to camp and fish
And make love for two days straight
And you say, "Ah, don't you wish"

[Chorus]
You drive me crazy
With all the things you do and do not do
But I love you so much
I'm gonna drive you crazy too
[Verse 5]
I love to sit beside you
When our little storm is past
We don't know what happened
But there's sweet peace at last

We'll be alright for awhile
Someday we'll be free
And even if we both still look puzzled
Let your face be the last one I ever see

[Chorus]
You drive me crazy
With all the things you do and do not do
But I love you so much
I'm gonna drive you crazy too