It's not in the books
No teacher can tell you how
There is no ten-lesson-course to do it right
No limits set and no written law to keep
Everyone can join, it's a free flight

Stagediving is an art, let's keep it that way
Stagediving means jumping, and not just stay
Stagediving is an art, let's keep it that way
So stupid macho assholes, get out of my way

It's a beautiful feeling, a social kind of thing
So many people having so much fun together
Get on the stage, look around and jump back
Nothing more, nothing less, respect will
Do the rest

Stagediving is an art, let's keep it that way!
Stagediving is an art, don't make it a fart!